Reyal Madree’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Los Cheating Negros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!

2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?

5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.

So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Dragons Tamed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3959
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	57	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mines Excavated:	2965
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.