RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

Absurdity, comedic, comedic moments, comedic quotes, comedic scenarios, comedic situations, Door, door humor, futile efforts, futile tasks, futility, humor, humorous quotes, humorous situations, impossible task, irony, Pointless, repetitive actions, RevolveCraft, revolving door, revolving door humor, Slams

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

New Minecraft Servers

come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mines Excavated:	1097	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magic Items Found:	6619
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Crops Grown:	5333
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mines Excavated:	3192

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1103
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Animals Bred:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5649	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Animals Bred:	117	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ores Mined:	3767	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	2235	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	46	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583