RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magic Items Found:	6395	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimension Hops:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Enchantments Applied:	272	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Towns Built:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Buildings Constructed:	35
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9367	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7504

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.