RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Potions Brewed:	93

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	3538
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Emeralds Found:	5206	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Farms Harvested:	975	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3880

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Potions Brewed:	152

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	5363	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	5468
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3348	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6424	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.