RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ores Mined:	4182
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ores Mined:	1120
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Divine Spears Created:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	449
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Potions Brewed:	61
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Oceania Prestige

PvP

Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NeoMedieval3

Economy, PvE, Survival

NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Zombie Dances:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Olympia Earth

Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Towny, Vanilla

Olympia Earth is a 1:300 scale towny earth server. We offer loads of fun and have a great community! We also offer a creative world where you can test designs and we also have a resource world to farm. We are always working on updating the server with great new plugins, events, and taking player suggestions to make the server more enjoyable! Our server has active staff that are consistently available to help with any player needs Together with our community we have made a great family who is still growing. Try the server today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ZenPvP

Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

ZenPvP Network Prison | Skyblock | Factions | Survival | Gens

We stride to provide the “Ultimate Experience” to our players every day with daily updates and new content every month. Join to be apart of the community!

IP: play.zenpvp.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	833211	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchantments Applied:	78	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LovyMc

Survival

Open server in version 1.8.X -1.16.X IP: play.lovymc.es Happy to be able to create a Minecraft community! Let’s hope we can continue to grow over time

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Spielen mit Herz

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

The special thing about playing with heart! Now also STONEATTACK! Playing with heart! was born from the idea of simply offering a survival server again where you can create your own world together in a nice community. Whether big or small, young or old, everyone from 0-99 years is into playing with heart! welcome. We also have PVP. We play and build a harmonious community. With us, trading with the villagers is switched off because the purpose and goal is for the users to build their own economy, trade and exchange.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ores Mined:	8673
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Aeterna Gods & Monsters

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

On our server you’ll find custom mobs, earn money with jobs such as woodcutting, farming or smithing, be able to craft and brew new types of food and drink, as well as create custom art using dyes and easels.

We strive to create an immersive and fun player experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	254	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Vanilla Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A fresh and simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading, and shops!

Come meet the community, and start your adventure! 🙂

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Kingdoms and Ruins

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

1.21 FEATURES // BRAND NEW 1.20 SPAWN // BRAND NEW CRATES // RPG ELEMENTS // CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4455	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magic Items Found:	8725	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.