RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Farms Harvested:	925
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3141	Love Letters Sent:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	321	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Towns Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	906

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Crops Grown:	9800
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4762	Endless Night Skies:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.