RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

animal girls, Anthropomorphic, bovine lovers, cow, cow women, cowgirl cosplay, cowgirls, dairy, FANTASY, farm animals, fetish, furry community, Horns, hot cow babes, lactation, Milk Edition, Minecraft, Moo, Moonthly, Roleplay, Sexy, smp, Thread, transformation, udders

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

15 years, aita, Best Friend, Boyfriend, Cards, Cook, cousin, CousinClash, dming, Fight, Friends, home country, House, LAUGH, LEAVING, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, relationship, ruining my life, Server, united states, Visit

Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Animals Bred:	63
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, anticipation, awkward, Experience, first time, FirstTimeNoob, growth, Innocence, learning, Memories, milestone, Minecraft, Nervous, Nostalgia, personal development, significant event, smp, special moment, teenage years, unforgettable, Unique, young love

Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Towns Built:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

YankeeDoodleDont

american culture, American customs, bizarre traditions, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, cultural shock, eye-opening moments, foreign perspective, foreign viewpoint, International visitors, Non-Americans, odd behaviors, strange habits, surprising discoveries, travel experiences, unfamiliar practices, unique observations, united states, unusual customs, YankeeDoodleDont

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	103	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Runes Activated:	8	Magic Items Found:	4715
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, CounterTerrorism, covert support, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military push, Minecraft, political backing, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Support, US officials

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like US officials backing Israel against Hezbollah! we got crazy battles, explosions, and drama like you’ve never seen before! join now for a wild ride and show those creepers who’s boss!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	960989	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyMissileWars

Conflict, CraftyMissileWars, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, nuclear weapons, potential attack, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning, White House

Yo, forget about all that drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world conflicts when you can be building awesome structures and battling creepers with your friends?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual missiles while mining for diamonds. Who needs the White House when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to world peace within our pixelated world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Villages Defended:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixel Fish Disco Party

ALAN, Animal Behavior, artificial light at night, Behavioural effects, circadian rhythms, Danio rerio, disco, ecological disruption, environmental impacts, Fish, genetic expression, light pollution, Light Spectrum, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, Party, PIXEL, reproductive patterns, sleep disturbances, spectral compositions, transgenerational effects, urbanization, wildlife conservation, Zebrafish

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the fish are super into partying? well, do we have the server for you! come join us and witness the behavioural and transgenerational effects of artificial light at night on zebrafish.

our fish are like, totally into different colors of light and it’s wild, man. they’ll swim around all crazy and do flips and stuff. it’s like a rave, but underwater. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these fish getting down to the beat of the night.

plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate fish whisperer. imagine being able to communicate with fish and have them do your bidding. it’s like having your own army of aquatic minions.

so come on down to our server and see the magic of artificial light at night in action. who knows, you might just become the next fish king. or queen. we’re all about equality here. just watch out for the glow-in-the-dark jellyfish, they can be a bit clingy.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Subterranean Oasis Minecraft Server

abyss, adaptation, below life, Darkness, deep sea creatures, Deep Sea Discovery, deep sea exploration, Existence, hidden world, Life, Life below life, Marine Biology, marine life, Minecraft, mysterious creatures, Oasis, ocean depths, oceanography, Server, Subterranean, Survival, underwater world, unknown species

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience life below life! Why settle for just building on the surface when you can dig deep underground and create your own underground empire?

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of giant moles as they tunnel through the earth, collecting rare ores and treasures for you to use in your builds. Don’t worry, the moles are friendly and won’t bite…usually.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret society of underground gnomes who will trade with you for magical items and enchantments. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might prank you by turning all your blocks into dirt!

So come join us on our server and experience the madness and mayhem of life below life. Who knows what adventures await you in the depths of the earth?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Wrestling Legends Minecraft SMP

aew, best spots, History, iconic moments, Legends, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, top moments, wrestling, wrestling championships, wrestling culture, wrestling entertainment, wrestling events, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legends, Wrestling Matches, wrestling moves, wrestling promotions, wrestling superstars, wwe

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers have a dance-off every Friday night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and endless fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FragrantCraft Minecraft Server

agarwood, amouage attar oud ulya, Argument, Birthday, Bracelet, branded handbag, culture, Fragrance, FragrantCraft, gift, high end, Meaningful, Minecraft, oud, perfume, Preferences, sentimental gift, Server, Special, strong scent, thoughtful, unique gift, Upset

Are you tired of giving boring, generic gifts like handbags and bracelets? Then join our Minecraft server where we celebrate unique and thoughtful gifts like bottles of high-end oud/agarwood perfume!

Imagine a world where everyone appreciates the art of fragrance and shares their favorite scents with each other. On our server, you can trade perfumes, create custom scents, and even participate in fragrance-themed challenges.

Don’t settle for ordinary gifts when you can give something truly special and meaningful. Join our server today and show off your unique gift-giving skills – because who needs a handbag when you can have a bottle of oud/agarwood perfume?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Star Shards Collected:	75	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DadCraft: Follow the Rules or Find a New Home

aita, caring for health, childhood incident, choosing spouse, DadCraft, disability application, Divorce, Doctor, family, Father, fear, Find, follow, Guns, health issues, home, Legal, living situation, Marriage, non-negotiable, Property, REGISTERED, rules, safety precautions, Trauma

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this story of a son caught between his wife and his gun-toting father.

Explore our server and build your own virtual 3 bedroom house, just like the one in the story. Will you invite your father to move in with you, or will you stick to virtual solo living to avoid the drama?

Experience the thrill of navigating tricky family dynamics, just like in this tale of a wife terrified of guns and a father refusing to give up his beloved revolver. Will you choose to support your spouse or stand by your gun-loving dad?

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drama and excitement you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to join us today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ScamBustersCraft

call center operations, consumer protection, criminal activity, Criminal Investigations, cybercrime, enforcement actions, financial fraud, fraud prevention, government intervention., illegal practices, Indian government, law enforcement, legal consequences, phone scams, Public Safety, regulatory compliance, scam call centers, ScamBustersCraft, technology misuse, telecommunication regulations, telephone scams

Are you tired of getting scam calls from “Microsoft technicians” claiming your computer has a virus? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky scammers! Join us and experience a world where scam call centers are actually run by creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Fight off hoards of zombies pretending to be IRS agents demanding payment in emeralds! And watch out for those pesky skeletons posing as Nigerian princes promising you riches beyond your wildest dreams! So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to scam calls forever!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NukeCraft Server: ZapOut Blackout!

blackout, crisis management., critical infrastructure, Electricity Supply, emergency situation, energy crisis, energy grid, european union, geopolitical tensions, international relations, national security, nuclear energy, Nuclear Plant, nuclear safety, nukecraft, power outage, Russian attack, Server, SUBSTATION, Ukraine, war conflict, Zaporizhzhia, ZapOut

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a nuclear apocalypse in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant is on the verge of blackout after a Russian attack on the substation.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our insane survival challenges. Can you build a shelter strong enough to withstand the radiation? Can you scavenge enough resources to keep yourself alive in this post-apocalyptic world? Can you outsmart the Russian attackers and save the day?

Join us now for a wild ride filled with explosions, radiation, and epic battles. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a nuclear apocalypse adventure? Let’s goooooo!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7007
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	284865
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MissileMadnessMC

aggression, Conflict, current events, Defense, escalation, international relations, Invasion, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, MissileMadnessMC, News, Politics, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, Tension, threat, US, War

lmao u gotta join our Minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than Iran vs Israel and Israel vs Lebanon combined 😂 like, we got creepers exploding everywhere and zombies trying to take over the world 🧟‍♂️ plus, our diamond mines are so lit, you’ll be blinging like a boss 💎 join us now and let’s show those countries how real wars are fought in the virtual world 🎮 #minecraftforlife #creeperexplosionparty

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ores Mined:	7612
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	117

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.