RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Redfield Modded BEDROCK: Where even the creepers are social distancing! 🦠💥

1.20, bedrock, Casual, collaboration, Community, CONTENT, Creative, CREEPERS, Discord, DISTANCING, Elected positions, Environment, family, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Realm, Redfield, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Social, tight-knit, Timeless

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Environment	Casual
Communication	Active Discord/Realm
Community	Community Elected Positions

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for players?	We are only looking for players 18 years or older.
What is the goal of the server?	The goal is to expand the community and find like-minded, community-driven players.
Is there any creative content or mods on the server?	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
How can I join the server?	Check out our Discord server: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Limbust Company General Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us as we embark on epic adventures through Season 4 – Clear All Cathy, where we’ll battle dragons, build castles, and maybe even discover hidden treasures (or just accidentally blow up our own creations with TNT, it happens).

But wait, there’s more! Season 5 – Oblivion is just around the corner, where we’ll face off against the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering. Will we survive? Will we thrive? Will we accidentally fall into a pit of lava and lose all our diamonds? Only one way to find out!

And don’t forget about the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where we’ll ride minecarts through psychedelic tunnels and maybe even encounter a few creepers along the way (watch out for their explosive personalities).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero of Zwei West Section 3 Ishmael or the fearless explorer of Devyat’ North Section 3 Rodion. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LingoFail Minecraft Server

communication barriers, Cultural differences, family expectations, foreign language, Interracial Relationships, language acquisition, language barriers, language difficulties, language fluency, language frustration, language learning, language learning challenges, language learning struggles, language practice, language proficiency, language pronunciation., language skills, language study, language tone, LingoFail, Minecraft, Server

Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of learning difficult languages! No need to impress anyone with your linguistic skills here, just come and have a good time building, exploring, and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even if you do try to speak in a made-up language, we’ll just laugh with you, not at you. So ditch the language lessons and join us for some virtual fun instead! Who needs vowels when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5683	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MathCraft: No Room for Squares

advanced degrees, assessment results, baseball, block schedule, bouldering, coding, computer science class, discrimination, favoritism, homework load, library, math instruction, Mathcraft, Music, online program, online school, private school, quantitative field, Race, Religion, remote work, room, squares, synchronous online math

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your math skills and show off your aptitude? Look no further! Our server is perfect for math whizzes like you, who can calculate the perfect angle for that epic creeper explosion.

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by like-minded players who appreciate the beauty of numbers and equations. Plus, we have a special math-themed mini-game where you can solve equations to unlock treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

But beware, not everyone is cut out for our server. Just like how Joe didn’t make the cut for our math program, some players may not have what it takes to survive in our number-crunching world. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our math challenges and outsmart your opponents, join us now and prove that you’re the ultimate math master!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyCreeperLand

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can build towering monuments, battle fearsome mobs, and embark on epic quests. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamond hoard.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking?

But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to explore the mystical land of India, where you can marvel at the majestic Taj Mahal, ride elephants through bustling markets, and sample delicious curry dishes cooked by friendly villagers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	117	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conquest, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, idf, international relations, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, peace agreement, Peacekeeping, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, south Lebanon, U.S. approval, united nations, united states

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MissileCraft: StandTogether

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, global politics, IMMINENT, indications, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile strike, MissileCraft, pm, SECURITY, stand together, standtogether, Tension, threat, War, world news

lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MindCraft: Brain Banter

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So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

Analysis, banned ingredients, blue tattoo inks, consumer safety, contents, Europe, green tattoo inks, health risks, ingredients, InkCraft, inked, Label, Mislabeled, regulations, research, Tattoo artists, tattoo industry, Tattoo inks, tattoo parlors, tattoo regulations, U.S, VIOLATION

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	102	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

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Arduous Journey <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/jj-with-girl-police/">Minecraft Server</a>

Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Description	Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
Playerbase	Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
PVP	PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
Server Times	12pm to 1am EST \| 5pm to 6am BST \| 9am to 10pm PDT \| 6pm-7am CEST
Links	Modpack Link
Discord: Join Discord

FAQ

What is Arduous Journey?

It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

Is the server active?

The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

Are there rules for PVP?

Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

Are there specific server times?

Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

Where can I find more information and join the server?

You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Towns Built:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Crops Grown:	4852	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	108	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mines Excavated:	1999	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Farms Harvested:	655	Magic Items Found:	7228
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

Despair, hate, Invisibility, Loneliness, Minecraft, rejection, self compassion, self esteem, self hate, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-perception, smp, social media, unlovable

Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

aita, artwork, ass, BdayArtGate, Birthday, canvas, CraftyGFs, creepy, Girlfriend, homemade artwork, Intimacy, Jerk, Legs, Nude, paint, Print, refusing, tiktok, UNCOMFORTABLE, ungrateful, Unique, unusual habits

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineTimeMachine

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Falling into the Void:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.