Retromix Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Love Letters Sent:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Star Shards Collected:	131	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	950	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1620	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crops Grown:	1521	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	743
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5040

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1166	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

Players:	96/700	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3