RetroMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyDNA Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, biological father, BlockyDNA, Confrontation, dna test, family, Fatherhood, home, Honesty, hurt, Marriage, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, paternity test, relationships, Secrets, Server, sole breadwinner, Trust, Ultimatum, Wife

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4885
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	370
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship!

Picture this: a whirlwind romance, a surprise pregnancy, and a marriage ultimatum all within a matter of weeks. But wait, there’s more! Accusations of infidelity, doubts about paternity, and a secret paternity test all happening behind the scenes. Will this player uncover the truth about their newborn’s parentage? Will they confront their spouse with the results? Only time will tell on our server!

But fear not, dear players, for amidst the chaos lies endless opportunities for adventure and fun. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even uncover some secrets of your own. So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

WifeCraftAdventure

birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional reactions, Exclusivity, f1 race, friendship, grandstand tickets, Honesty, Insecurity, long-term promises, Marriage, motorsports, relationships, sibling-like relationship, smoking cessation, trip planning, Trust, Understanding, WifeCraftAdventure

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: a 30-year-old Minecraft player makes a deal with his 29-year-old friend to quit smoking in exchange for tickets to her favorite F1 race. But wait, there’s a twist! His 30-year-old wife gets jealous and demands to be included in the trip. Will he choose his friend or his wife? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of virtual sibling-like relationships, awkward conversations, and passive-aggressive behavior all in one Minecraft world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even score some grandstand tickets to a virtual F1 race! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making.

Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asians, attention seeking, Behavior, Blacks, controversial topics, deflect attention, discrimination, Haven, Hispanic, Hispanics, inflammatory language, jeets, muslims, online forums, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, scapegoating, Seething, Social Issues, threaded, Threads, Whites

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!

We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!

ColdCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, coldcraft, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, friendship, ghosting, Honesty, Jealousy, judgmental, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal growth, possessiveness, self reflection, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of fake friends and backstabbing buddies.

Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and betrayal – just like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. You’ll never know who to trust as you build, mine, and survive in this chaotic world.

Meet new people, make new enemies, and watch out for those who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everyone’s motives.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back – you never know who might turn on you next!

DadDebtDilemma

bills, christmas gifts, communication breakdown, DadDebtDilemma, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Filipino culture, financial responsibilities, Financial Stability, financial struggles, financial support, heartbroken, inflation, long distance family, monthly allowance, parental expectations, Resentment, sibling support, standing my ground, unappreciated

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of family drama and financial stress in real life? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about bills or demanding family members. No more chaotic group chats or ungrateful relatives – just peaceful mining and crafting.

Join now and leave all the drama behind! Build your own balikbayan boxes filled with virtual goodies and enjoy a stress-free virtual life. And don’t worry, we won’t ask for extra money for Christmas – in fact, we’ll give you virtual gifts instead!

Escape to our server, where the only chaos is caused by creepers and the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep. Say goodbye to real-life family issues and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

RegretKidnappingMe – Minecraft SMP

Kidnapped Regret Captors Resistance Strength Survival Courage Self-defense Escape Fight back Tough Resourceful Resilient Determined Unbreakable Fearless Fierce Fighter Protector Warrior, Minecraft, RegretKidnappingMe, smp

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. Plus, if you get kidnapped, our admin will swoop in on a dragon and rescue you with a sword made of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you do NOT want to miss out on this epic adventure! #JoinNow #BestSMPever #FlyingPigsFTW

CreeperCarnage: IdealDeathZn

CreeperCarnage, death contemplation, death fulfillment, death preferences, death reflection, death satisfaction, death scenario, death wishes, desired death, end of life, final moments, ideal death, ideal way to die, IdealDeathZn, mortality acceptance, peaceful departure, peaceful passing, perfect death, preferred death, preferred passing, ultimate death

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	7502
Zombie Dances:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a zombie? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer the most EPIC ways to meet your demise! Want to be squished by a giant flying pig? Done. How about being turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard? We got you covered. Join our server for the ultimate death experience and see if you can survive the insanity!

AssadCraft: Poisoned in Moscow

Assad, AssadCraft, assassination plot, chemical attack, conspiracy theories, Dictatorship, Government, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, Ousted leader, Poisoned, poisoning attempt, political turmoil, Politics, regime change, russia, security threat, Syria, unverified reports, War Crimes, world leaders

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Players Killed by Monsters:	5914	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Buildings Constructed:	31	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A POISONING ATTEMPT ON A SYRIAN LEADER IN MOSCOW!

WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OUT OF TNT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND BUILD A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE GOT MORE SECRETS THAN A SPY AGENCY AND MORE LAUGHS THAN A CLOWN CONVENTION! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY!

ZelieCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, competitive, Creative, Gaming, Hardcore, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, online platform, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, VPI, Vulture, ZelieCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

ZelieCraft is a server based on a small online platform.

We have:

Anarchy

Vulture

VPI

Hardcore

Pvp

ZelieCraft.aternos.me

Mystic Enchanted Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, Enchanted, horny, Isles, lol, lol omg, LOL OMG she, LOL OMG she is, LOL OMG she is so, LOL OMG she is so horny, mystic, OMG, OMG she, OMG she is, OMG she is so, OMG she is so horny, She, She is, she is so, she is so horny, so, so horny, SOOO

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2849	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the mobs in this server are so frickin’ horny, like they’re all just tryna get it on 24/7. It’s like a freakin’ love fest up in here, but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And let me tell you, the Ender Dragon? Total freak in the sheets, if you catch my drift. So if you wanna get your Minecraft freak on, you better join this server right now, before all the mobs find other partners to get it on with. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, coworker, Coworkers, exclusion, feelings, friendship, invite, judgment, Minecraft, mutual coworkers, office dynamics, personal events, relationships, Server, small guest list, social etiquette, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4395
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Are you tired of dealing with wedding drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is invited to the virtual wedding of the century! No need to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings because in our pixelated world, everyone is a friend and everyone gets an invite.

Join us and witness the epic love story between a Minecraft player and their diamond pickaxe. Watch as they say “I do” in front of a crowd of creepers and skeletons, with fireworks made of TNT lighting up the sky.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most exclusive virtual wedding event of the year. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and be part of the madness!

FriendzoningWife101

abandonment issues, Boundaries, Clingy, Communication, compromise, dnd, emotional wellbeing, Free Time, Friends, FriendzoningWife101, Honesty, love, Marriage, personal time, relationships, self-care, separation anxiety, Support, Understanding, Wife, work

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Emeralds Found:	6350
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy partners and enjoy some quality gaming time with your friends!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any interruptions from your significant other. No more cold shoulders or timers dictating when you can join them in bed – here, you’re free to play as long as you want!

So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can finally have the gaming experience you deserve without any guilt trips or snide remarks. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about being the “asshole” for wanting some time for yourself. Join now and say goodbye to clingy partners – it’s time to game in peace!

FakeDeathFiasco

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Have you ever wanted to escape your old life and start fresh? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master of disguise like that one guy who faked his own death to get out of doing laundry.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and treasures, just like the secret bank account that guy set up before disappearing. Build your dream home and live out your wildest fantasies, just like that one person who faked their own death to avoid paying back their student loans.

But be warned, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Just like how that one person who faked their own death is now living it up on a tropical island sipping margaritas. So come join us and start your new life today!

GayCraft: No Fines, Just Fun!

civil rights, discrimination, discrimination laws, equality, fines, freedom of expression, Fun, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBT community, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ+ discrimination laws, looking too gay, party goers, russia, russia news, Russian government, social justice

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the wildest party ever! we got pigs flying, chickens breakdancing, and cows doing the macarena. it’s lit, fam.

u know how in russia they be fining peeps for lookin’ too gay? well, on this server, u can be as gay as u want and no one’s gonna fine u. in fact, we encourage it! rainbow flags everywhere, drag queen zombies, and pride parades every day.

we got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out, creepers doin’ shots of TNT, skeletons breakin’ it down on the dance floor, and endermen sippin’ on ender pearls. it’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

plus, we got the best mods in town. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? we got it. wanna ride a unicorn into battle? we got it. wanna turn all the zombies into justin bieber fans? we got it (and we’re sorry).

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. cuz on this server, being gay is A-OK!

Pixel Questrealm 1.20.3

1.20.3, console, controller, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming console, gaming controller, gaming controller for PC, gaming controller for sale, gaming controller for Xbox, gaming device, gaming equipment, gaming essentials, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming peripherals, gaming setup, gaming system, gaming technology, Gaming tools, PIXEL, Questrealm, video games

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	New Chunks Explored:	157625
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, I got your controller right here!

> Get ready to dive into a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk.

> We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, so come get rich with us!

> Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

> Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

> So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is lit AF!

Players:	107/900	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2