””> RetroCraft Minecraft Server”” | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6035	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Votes:	5839	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Emeralds Found:	5209	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Zombie Dances:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Runes Activated:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	4861

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	50
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mines Excavated:	4417	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Players:	94/300	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2