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BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all cultures, even if it’s just 1/16th of your DNA! Join us and name your virtual baby Léonie, because why not pay tribute to your half-French grandmother in a pixelated world?

Don’t worry about offending anyone here, unless you build a pixelated Eiffel Tower and claim it as your own. Then we might have to have a virtual intervention. But hey, it’s all in good fun!

So come on over and let’s build a virtual world filled with cultural appreciation and questionable baby names. Who knows, maybe Ava will log on and realize that Minecraft is a place for creativity, not cultural appropriation drama. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Villages Defended:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyInheritance

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that’s guaranteed to be more enjoyable than dealing with a son who can’t handle his DUI past!

Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and want to show off your non-existent talents? Look no further, because our SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond hoe in the sun! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft pro, even if your only talent is accidentally falling into lava every five minutes.

We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?

So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6464	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CreeperCameClose

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging fiery arrows shot by skeleton archers, narrowly escaping the jaws of a creeper explosion, and battling it out with a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig!

Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Items Found:	7598	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, behavioral economics, complex systems, Computational Finance, Craft, Daron Acemoglu, Darons, data science, Economic Modeling, economic theory, economics, financial markets, financial modeling, Human Behavior, innovation, Institutional Economics, Institutional Theory, Integrating, learning, Machine, machine learning, madness, Quantum, quantum computation, Technology

hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Fabled Horizons

Adventure, Community, Custom Enchants, Custom world, Expanding, Exploration, Gaming, java, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, RPG, Sandbox, small team, smp, Survival, Welcoming

We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Anime DLE

Adventure, Anime, DLE, Friends, Jobs, Minecraft, Missions, Rewards, Server, Survival

Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	All the Mods 9
Location	U.S
Availability	24/7
Duration	~1 week
Age Requirement	21+
Support	LGBT friendly

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

Q: How can I protect my home area?

A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Laughing Minecraft Server

#announcement, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming industry, gaming innovation, Gaming news, innovation, LAUGHING, Laughter, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nintendo Switch 2, nintendo switch pro, Release, Sequel, Server, speculation, Switch, Technology, Upgrade

Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dad’sDineTime

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🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

Childhood, childhood beliefs, childhood memories, Deceit, Deception, deceptions, fabricated stories, fairy tales, false truths, falsehoods, family myths, Family secrets, Fibs, fictional narratives, growing up, imaginary tales, LieCraft, made-up stories, misconceptions, Myths, smp, tall tales, untruths, Urban Legends

Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyCompanions

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8574
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Potions Brewed:	118
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

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So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10