Griefer server!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Imagine mining diamonds while Sayu serenades you with her angelic voice on Twitch and YouTube. Plus, follow her on Twitter for hilarious updates and check out her merch for some seriously stylish gear.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and get access to exclusive Sayu content and VODs that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. Don’t miss out on the Sayu experience – join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9446 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4753 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
In our server, you’ll experience epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and heart-pounding adventures. Join us for the release of the “Democratic Detonation” Warbond in Helldivers 2 – maybe the crashes are finally gone! Or dive into the waves in Vermintide 2 and face off against hordes of enemies in A Parting of the Waves. And don’t forget to check out the Path of Redemption update in Darktide – it’s coming late April 2024, so mark your calendars!
But that’s not all – we’ve got plans for the future too! Get ready for games like Killing Floor 3, Den Of Wolves, EDF 6 Western/PC Release, DarkSwarm, and more. It’s going to be an epic journey filled with laughter, chaos, and camaraderie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of cooperative gameplay like never before! Who knows, you might just find your new gaming BFF while you’re at it. Let the fun begin!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 492 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, epic quests to find the legendary diamond bacon, and a community of players who have mastered the art of creating the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best troll face – you’ll need it!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 1360 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Why join our server, you ask? Because the Swiss are secretly working for us, that’s why! It’s all a big conspiracy, my friends. The Swiss may have the chocolate and the watches, but Luxembourg has the real power in the Minecraft world.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll find diamonds in every block you mine. It’s like winning the Minecraft lottery, but without any pesky Swiss interference.
So come on over to our Luxemburg-based server and experience a whole new world of crafting, building, and conspiracies. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. And remember, don’t trust the Swiss – join us instead!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 62 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7236 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Picture this: You log on and all of a sudden you’re surrounded by giant chickens wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Because on this server, the chickens are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you start dancing the chicken dance with them.
And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt that takes place every Tuesday. Rumor has it that the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco. Yes, you read that right, a taco diamond block. Who wouldn’t want to get their hands on that?
But the real highlight of this server is the weekly llama races. Strap on your saddle and hold on tight as you race through obstacles and dodge flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you saying “What the f*ck was his problem?” in the best way possible, then come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 71 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Imagine the chaos as you hop around the battlefield, leaving a trail of confused bunnies in your wake. It’s hilarious and totally OP!
And if that wasn’t enough, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that respawn every hour. Get rich quick and become the diamond king of our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience all the insanity and hilarity our server has to offer!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Imagine creating your own character and embarking on epic quests with your trusty pawns by your side. Need a pawn to join your party? No worries, just ask in the thread and check out our Pawn Guild for the most up-to-date pawns ready to assist you on your journey.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret patches and updates that will keep you on your toes. Want to know more? Just click on our official Capcom survey and dive deep into the world of Dragon’s Dogma.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Dragon’s Dogma master! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come relax in our virtual spa, where you can soak in a hot tub filled with lava and get a massage from a zombie villager. Trust us, it’s to die for!
But that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether that leads to a magical land where all the blocks are made of chocolate! Indulge your sweet tooth while battling zombie pigmen and dodging flaming marshmallows.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive TNT traps). Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous realm in all of Minecraft!
Score: 9/10 – Great humor and creativity!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us as we embark on epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against the Ender Dragon or building a giant statue of a chicken out of gold blocks.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mystical creature who only appears during a full moon to grant wishes and shower players with enchanted items.
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us on Fujobros, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7763 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They’ve built elaborate contraptions and hidden treasure chambers filled with rare loot. Join forces with them and uncover the hidden secrets of llama civilization!
And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a cursed swamp where the frogs have evolved into vicious monsters that drop enchanted weapons and armor. Fight your way through the slimy horde and claim your rightful loot, if you dare.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
