Griefer server!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and a psychedelic trip – you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market trading operation, selling rare items and enchanted gear. Want a sword that shoots fireballs? No problem, just trade a stack of emeralds and it’s yours.
And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. Ever played a game of parkour where the floor is made of lava and the obstacles are moving? It’s like a game of hot potato, but with more screaming and panic.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all – we’re all about counter culture here. From the Schwarze Fahne channel to the EinProzent podcast, we’ve got all the edgy content you could ever want. Plus, we have crazy activities like learning German script (Kurrent, Sütterlin) and getting active with solifonds.
So come join us on this server where the memes are dank, the politics are spicy, and the adventure never ends! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating?
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 8175 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a 41-year-old player who claims to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Legend has it that he once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the Nether and back. Can you top that?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the internet itself, come join us for a truly unique gaming experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin – things can get pretty crazy around here!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8512 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to incels and hello to a world of wacky adventures and endless fun!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 230 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 105 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us for epic adventures where you can build a castle out of rainbow blocks, tame a dragon as your pet, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a blast exploring the wildest corners of the Minecraft world.
But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour courses that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.
So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Patch 7.3.6 has just been released, bringing new challenges and adventures for you to conquer. But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events and mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Need some guidance on your journey? Check out our guide section for tips and tricks on how to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And don’t forget to visit Into the Light, a mystical realm filled with wonders and dangers waiting to be discovered.
Season 23 is in full swing, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory. And keep an eye out for Lightfall, a legendary event that will test your skills like never before.
With resources like DIM, ArmorPicker, and Gunsmith at your disposal, you’ll have everything you need to become a Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 | Enchantments Applied: | 147 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join our server and unlock the secret to unlimited manga access. Our players have discovered a hidden portal that leads to a library filled with every manga series imaginable. From shonen to shoujo, we’ve got it all! And the best part? You can access it all with just a few clicks.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Manga Guardians, a group of players who dedicate their lives to protecting the sanctity of manga translations. They’ll stop at nothing to ensure that every page is translated and available for your reading pleasure.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and dive into a world of manga madness like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the elusive reverse search technique!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your past relationships and focus on building the perfect blocky paradise. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your ex had a body rating of 8.5/10, you won’t even care because you’ll be too busy crafting and building to notice.
So come on, leave all your emotional baggage at the door (or lock screen) and join us for a wild ride of adventure and fun. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s around the corner – whether it’s a creeper waiting to blow you up or a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is like a wild ride through a tornado of blocks and mobs, and only the bravest and craziest players can survive.
But hey, who wants to play it safe all the time? Come join us and unleash your inner chaos-loving maniac in a world where anything goes and nothing is off-limits. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 154 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 309 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing pigs. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness firsthand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few clucks from this majestic bird!
So come on and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us and experience the madness of an Indian village with a single running faucet. But be warned, using water is strictly prohibited because we need to save it for the villagers! And don’t forget about those starving African children – every time you mine for diamonds, a child in Africa gets a sandwich. It’s like a virtual charity event, but with creepers and zombies!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered why third world countries can’t just build their own infrastructure? Join our server and witness firsthand how a group of men in the woods can outsmart Indian and African villagers in the race to create the most advanced civilization. It’s like a real-life game of Civilization, but with more explosions and less diplomacy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace while battling it out with a horde of angry villagers. See you in the game!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1317 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
