Griefer server!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us and embark on a quest to find your Minecraft soulmate! Whether you’re building pixel art together or exploring the Nether hand in hand, love is just a /tp away. Plus, our server is so inclusive that even creepers are welcome to join in on the fun (just watch out for their explosive personalities).
So why waste time trying to navigate the complexities of real-life relationships when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join our server today and let the pixels do the talking for you!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!
But that’s not all, folks! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond sword, you’ll gain the power to control time itself!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic, mind-blowing adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Watch as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot and bragging rights.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids throw parties every night and dolphins ride around on flying pigs. Don’t worry, we have scuba gear for everyone, even if you’re a creeper who’s afraid of water.
So why waste your emeralds on expensive games when you can join our server for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in, the water’s fine (and full of diamonds)!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and all the while, you’re surrounded by the delightful aroma of biosolids. It’s like playing Minecraft in a porta-potty, but way more fun!
Our server is the perfect place for those who love a challenge – both in-game and in terms of holding your nose. So come join us and experience the magical world of turning poop into power. Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
2024 has been declared the Year of Shadow, so get ready for some edgy adventures. And don’t miss out on the IHOP Sonic Promotion – who knew pancakes could be so fast?
We’ve even got a leaked Sonic Toy Party, where the toys come to life and start racing each other around the server. And mark your calendars for the Knuckles Series Trailer premiere – it’s gonna be more epic than a Chaos Emerald hunt.
Oh, and did we mention that Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is coming in December 2024? Get your rings ready, because it’s gonna be a blast!
Join us for all the Sonic news, game recommendations, and even a booru full of OCs that will make your head spin faster than Sonic himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the chaos at the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And don’t forget to spread the word on Reddit and Twitter to troll all the goys out there! Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7360 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 431 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8505 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join our wacky Minecraft server and prepare to embark on the most ridiculous adventures of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers – yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of mischievous leprechauns who love nothing more than pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of skeletons and zombies. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant maze filled with treasure at the center – but be warned, it’s guarded by a herd of angry llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to enter.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7720 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 61 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us for our High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks come to life and wreak havoc on the server! Watch out for the Blood Moon, where the sky turns red and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!
Forget about regular patch notes, we have our own wacky patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect next!
Check out our model viewer to see all the insane creations our players have come up with. From giant statues of Teemo to rollercoasters made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6024 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of mining diamonds with their hooves. Join forces with these majestic creatures and become the richest player on the server in no time!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies break out into dance parties. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So come on, join us on our server and say goodbye to the real world. Your NEET funds may be running out, but your adventure is just beginning!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
