Griefer server!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join our server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy challenges and wacky characters. Forget about politics and social issues, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle or mine the rarest diamonds.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where the villagers are actually zombies in disguise! And if you dare to venture into the Nether, you might come face to face with a giant chicken that breathes fire!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond llama! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 283 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 | Magic Items Found: | 1334 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 37 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 144 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Allahu AAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the creepers into friendly kittens, but you’ll have to join to find out the rest!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 1752 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 540596 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But wait, there’s more! Our server is frequented by celebrities from all over the Minecraft world. Rub elbows with Notch, Stampy Cat, and even Herobrine himself! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Harvey hosting a virtual game show.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. It’s like having your own personal paparazzi, but with more explosions.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the tea-drinking, celebrity-filled, haunted world of Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for that creeper ghost, he’s a real blast!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a snowball fight like you’ve never experienced before. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons and lava surfing pigs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 91 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players who are all in the same boat as you – free balling it in the virtual world. Together, you form a tight-knit community of commando comrades, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but your pixelated dignity.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Underwearless Olympics, where players compete in challenges like the No Pants Parkour and the Bare Bottom Battle Royale. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that’s shaped like a pair of boxers (because why not?).
So if you’re ready to strip down (metaphorically speaking) and join a server that’s as wild and free as you are, then come on over. Just remember, underwear is strictly prohibited – but a sense of humor is mandatory.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 37 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Build giant temples to worship the mighty block gods, participate in ridiculous rituals like sacrificing chickens to summon rare loot, and engage in epic battles against rival factions of hihhulis.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hihhuli King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant pig, granting wishes to those who can make him laugh with their silliest jokes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner hihhuli in the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped dragon. But be warned, the dragon is not your average fire-breather – it shoots out rainbow-colored marshmallows that make you dance uncontrollably!
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame this groovy beast, it will lead you to a secret underground rave where the party never stops!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Villager Mafia, a group of shady villagers who run the black market and will trade you anything your heart desires – for a price. Just be careful not to double-cross them, or you might find yourself in a turf war with a gang of angry iron golems!
So what are you waiting for? Join Smokemei hehe today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up. Our community is made up of the friendliest players you’ll ever meet, who will shower you with gifts and compliments as soon as you log in.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cute Tao, a mythical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that if you can catch Cute Tao, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 289 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
