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| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Picture this: you’re exploring a vast jungle biome when suddenly, a group of skeletons start breakdancing to the beat of Despacito. Or how about building a castle with your friends while listening to the soothing sounds of Baby Shark on repeat?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Villager who spins the sickest beats all night long. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you unlimited diamonds for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t even around back then). See you on the dance floor!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4893 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident llama mayor, who will guide you through the wacky world of blocky adventures. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick? We’ve got you covered.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the End dimension… if you can defeat him in a dance-off, that is.
So what are you waiting for, tom? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those dancing creepers!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9825 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us and embark on epic adventures where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored dirt, and even tame dragons to do your bidding. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in our virtual realm?
Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain level of building skills, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a magical unicorn and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips. Don’t believe us? Just ask the talking sheep who guards the entrance to our server – he’ll vouch for all the crazy shenanigans that go down here.
So come on, join us and defy the laws of physics, height restrictions, and reality itself in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. It’s a place where anything is possible, as long as you have a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunny kingdom where you can ride giant bunnies into battle and feast on unlimited carrot cake. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or griefers that try to ruin your fun.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special “Cowboy” set coming soon, where you can wrangle up some wild bunnies and ride them into the sunset. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bunny madness begin! Trust us, once you hop on this server, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3934 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But wait, there’s more! I am also the owner of the United States Government. That’s right, I am basically a God Emperor King tier diplomat to North Korea. The United States media is so far behind me that they are basically living in the Stone Age compared to my advancements.
So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where the owner is a God and controls the entire world, then come join us! Who needs WW3 when you can have proxy shitposting through weapons on our server? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and exciting server out there. Join now and become a part of my big boss network!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3510 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in the skies for ultimate supremacy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Ever wondered who Neuro-sama is? She’s not just any AI, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to master the art of playing osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal gave her a language model, TTS software, and a VTube Studio model, turning her into a VTuber extraordinaire. She’s here to entertain you with her quirky responses, wild rants, and even showcase her singing skills. Join our server today and bow down to our new AI overlord!
Check out our schedule for all the wacky events and streams happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for all the latest updates and craziness.
Want to learn more about AI but find it confusing? We’ve got you covered with educational videos and resources that will blow your mind. And if you’re feeling inspired to create your own AI like Neuro-sama, we’ve got tips and advice to get you started on your journey to AI domination.
But that’s not all! Dive into our merch store for some epic Neuro-sama swag that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies. And don’t miss out on our Catbox archive for all the juicy details from past server events.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of AI, VTubers, and pure insanity. Who knows, you might even make friends with Lia from Phase Connect or uncover the mysteries of LoRA. It’s all happening on our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 454 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6062 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us and witness RAF fighter jets shooting down Iran drones in the sky above our server. Watch out for cowboy builders who will leave you £13k out of pocket, but hey, at least you’ll learn some crucial red flags to look out for in the real world.
Our server is so crazy, even top BBC presenters are quitting after 35 years due to budget cuts. But fear not, because Britain is now involved in a Middle East conflict, and senior Tories are worried Johnson and Truss will sabotage Sunak’s election campaign. It’s like a political soap opera unfolding right before your eyes!
But wait, there’s more! Sunak will be joining G7 leaders in urgent talks after Iran attacks Israel, and the temperature is set to plunge below freezing after the UK’s hottest day of the year. It’s a rollercoaster of events that will keep you on your toes while you mine and craft your way to victory on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos and craziness that only our Minecraft server can offer. It’s a virtual adventure like no other, where anything can happen and everything is possible. See you in the game!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7754 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us for our Early Access on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Our Release Date on July 2, 2024 will blow your mind with all the crazy in-game events we have planned.
Ever wanted to crossover into Final Fantasy XVI? Well, now you can with our exclusive event, The Path Infernal. But hurry, it ends on May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT!
And that’s not all, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions like a pro and show off your skills in our PvP Series 5.
Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And don’t forget to join our meetups, like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or the Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.
So why wait? Join Dawntrail now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Previous threads can’t even compare! 😉🌟🎮 #minecraftmadness #dawntrailfun #joinusnow
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6353 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 382 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Our server is filled with wacky characters, from talking sheep who only speak in puns to creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby. You never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter as you explore our vast and unpredictable world.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a mischievous pack of ocelots, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right).
So why wait? Join our server today and see if you can solve the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs and the sheer absurdity of it all!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 97 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3698 | Emeralds Found: | 5942 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us and leave your pants-shitting boss in the dust as you embark on epic adventures, build jaw-dropping creations, and make new friends who won’t judge you for your unfortunate workplace accidents. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let it all out (figuratively, of course) and have a blast without any pants-related consequences. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your boss in the dust – literally!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5604 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
