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OrbitMC

Active Staff, best possible, Community, Experience, Fun, get involved, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Java 1.21.4, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree the provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	You can join by visiting our Linktree and following the provided ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.
Is OrbitMC a vanilla server?	We are a semi-vanilla server, which means we have some plugins and modifications to enhance gameplay while still keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring a positive and enjoyable experience for all players on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join OrbitMC?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and become part of our community.

Epic Anime Adventure 1.20

Absurd, Adventure, amusing, Anime, anime humor, comedic relief, comedy, dumb fun, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Epic, funny, guilty pleasure, humor, lighthearted, Like.., mindless entertainment, mindless humor, Ridiculous, ridiculous humor, silly, stupid

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some next-level sh*t. We got anime everywhere, like seriously, it’s like living in a weeb’s dream.

You’ll be mining diamonds while watching Naruto fight Sasuke, like what even is reality anymore? And the best part is, we have a secret underground bunker where we reenact all the dumbest scenes from your favorite anime.

So if you’re into stupid sh*t and Minecraft, this server is the place to be. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Senpai who will blow your mind (literally). Join now before reality collapses in on itself.

TikTokBlocker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, coworker, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, hobby, Minecraft, overwhelm, Peace, Respect, Server, silent treatment, singing, Support, tiktok, TikTokBlocker, Upset, working relationship

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sweet as Nora’s cupcakes but without the Tiktok singing videos? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero singing requests!

🧁🎤 Our server is like a cupcake paradise, with delicious treats around every corner. But don’t worry, there’s no pressure to share your cupcakes with anyone else – they’re all yours to enjoy in peace!

🚫📱 Say goodbye to the constant Tiktok notifications and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. No more awkward conversations about why you haven’t liked a video or shared it with your friends – just pure Minecraft fun!

🤔😂 So, was it wrong to block Nora? Not in our server! Here, you can set boundaries and focus on your own comfort without any guilt. Join us now and leave the Tiktok drama behind – it’s time to game in peace! 🎮🚀

NoBrotherNoHomeMC

apartment living, cleanliness, college students, Communication, compromise, Expectations, family dynamics, Family Support, Hoarding, home environment, household responsibilities, living arrangements, living together, NoBrotherNoHomeMC, OCD, personal boundaries, personal standards, shared living spaces, sharing space, sibling relationships, sibling support

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Animals Bred:	61
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of living with a messy sibling who thinks moldy shower curtains are just a part of life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a clean and organized virtual world where you can finally escape the chaos of real life.

Our server offers two-bedroom apartments for you and your sibling to share, but don’t worry – there’s no moldy shower curtains here! With our strict cleanliness standards, you can finally live in peace without worrying about tripping over dirty laundry or dodging old food on the floor.

Plus, with our virtual OCD-friendly environment, you can rest easy knowing that everything is in its place and organized just like an infomercial. Say goodbye to the mess and hello to a pristine Minecraft world where you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of living with a messy sibling.

Join us now and say goodbye to the drama of real life living arrangements. Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to your sibling cleanliness woes?

TimelessImprovements Minecraft SMP

Advancements, betterment, Development, Enhancement, Enhancements, Evolution, growth, Improvement, innovation, Minecraft, positive advancements, Positive Change, positive developments, positive evolution, positive progress, positive trends, progress, smp, success, TimelessImprovements, Upgrades

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. We have so many crazy events like a chicken jousting tournament where the winner gets a crown made of TNT.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the beat of a creeper explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

MineRevoltUSA

activism, AMERICANS, CHANGE, civil disobedience, Cultural differences, Democracy, French, grassroots organizing, historical context, MineRevoltUSA, political apathy, Political Engagement, political resistance, protest, protest culture, public demonstrations, revolution, social justice, social movements, societal complacency, societal transformation

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Magic Items Found:	3378	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Tired of just sitting around and complaining like an American? Join our Minecraft server and channel your inner French protester! Our virtual streets are always filled with rioting players demanding change, whether it’s for better loot drops or more diamonds in the mines. Who needs political activism when you can overthrow the virtual government and establish a new order based on who can build the coolest castle? Join us and start a revolution…or at least have a good laugh while trying!

EUtopiaCraft

accession, application, EU, European Commission, European Council, European Economic Area, European Free Trade Association, european integration, european parliament, european union, EUtopiaCraft, grows, Iceland, JOINING, MEMBERSHIP, negotiations, Nordic countries, referendum, Schengen Agreement, Support

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crops Grown:	9272	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

LOLZ, u know what else is growing? our EPIC minecraft server! join us and u will feel like u r moving closer to EU membership, but without all the political drama. our community is as chill as an iceberg, and we have support for u like a warm hug from a polar bear.

come build ur own igloo or ride a polar bear into battle against creepers. we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard u might pee ur pants (pls don’t pee in ur pants tho, that’s gross).

so why wait? join us now and experience the icy coolness of our server. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret ice castle, u will be granted three wishes by the magical snowman king. true story, bro.

Happy Parents School Ads

Ads, back to school, Campaign, children, education, family, Happiness, Happy, Kids, Marketing, parenting, parents, School, school advertising, school community, school life, school stress, school success, school support, STUDENT

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Towns Built:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even ur parents gonna be happy playin on it. yea u heard me right, ur parents gonna be jumpin for joy while they mine dem diamonds and build dem epic houses.

imagine ur dad, sittin at his computer, laughin and havin a blast as he battles creepers and builds a rollercoaster through a jungle biome. or ur mom, showin off her redstone skills and creatin a fully automated farm that puts all other farms to shame.

dis server is so amazin, even ur grandparents gonna wanna join in on the fun. picture ur grandma, showin off her pixel art skills and creatin a giant statue of a chicken that can be seen from miles away. or ur grandpa, goin on epic adventures with his friends and explorin every corner of the map.

so what are u waitin for? join dis server now and let ur whole family experience the joy of minecraft together. who knows, maybe ur pet goldfish gonna start playin too. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some crazy fun.

Graphene Transit: Next-Gen Device Fun

advanced materials, Bilayer graphene, Carbon materials, device, Device innovation, Edge states, Electron transport, electronics, Fun, graphene, Graphene applications, Graphene properties, Graphene research, Hidden pathways, innovation, nanotechnology, Next-generation devices, NextGen, Nonlocal transport mechanism, Science, semiconductor devices, Technology, Transit, Transport pathways

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	85545
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Potions Brewed:	194	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! We got some next-level shenanigans happenin’ on our server, like hidden transport pathways in graphene! That’s right, you can teleport around the map using some crazy futuristic tech – just watch out for them edge states, they’ll getcha every time.

But wait, there’s more! Our electron transport in bilayer graphene is off the charts, with a nonlocal transport mechanism that’ll blow your mind. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

So come on down and join us for some wild and wacky adventures. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have all this insanity? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Triocraft

banditry, boats, Community, Discord, Economy, Horses, Ip:, iron ingots, Looting, Mature, Minecarts, multiplayer, smp, Solo, Survival, Teleportation, Towny, Trading, Traditional, Triocraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1187
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Magic Items Found:	8371	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Triocraft Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Economic Activity	Players are encouraged to trade using emeralds and diamonds.
Towny	Available for players looking to start communities.
Chest Locking	Solo players can use iron ingots to lock their chests.
Community Style	Intended for a more chill and mature community.
Banditry	Banditry and looting is still available and encouraged.
Transportation	Main modes include horses, boats, and minecarts with no teleportation.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join using the Server IP provided: 73.108.44.217
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, the Discord link is available in-game.
What is the gameplay style on Triocraft?	The server aims to recreate a classic vanilla Minecraft feel with added economic activities and community building elements.
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, solo players can also enjoy the server and use iron ingots to protect their chests.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	While the server promotes banditry and looting, players are expected to respect others and maintain a mature behavior.

Starbucks Crafted Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, barista culture, barista job, barista skills, barista training, baristas, beverage industry, cafe experience, coffee, coffee culture, coffee drinkers, coffee industry, coffee lovers, coffee shop, crafted, customer service, job satisfaction, Opinions, Realms, service industry, Starbucks, Thoughts, work environment

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ores Mined:	4698
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Yo, forget about Starbucks baristas, come join our Minecraft server where the villagers are the real MVPs! They serve up the best virtual lattes and frappuccinos you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off creepers and zombies like total bosses. Plus, where else can you find a barista who can also build you a sweet castle with a moat filled with lava? Join now for a caffeine-fueled adventure like no other!

“Love you more than diamonds 💎💕” – Minecraft SMP

cookie cake, DELICIOUS, dessert, diamonds, DIRTY, flirty, gift, INTIMATE, love, man, Message, Minecraft, Naughty, personalized, playful, Romantic, smp, Special, Surprise, SWEET, Treat, Unique, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

So like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we all just build crazy stuff and have epic battles with mobs and each other. It’s like a war zone but with blocks and stuff. And get this, the admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to fight for us. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. And the best part is, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. So one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a dolphin. It’s wild, man. You gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

RingRulerCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	324003	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of trying to sneakily measure your girlfriend’s ring finger without her catching on? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Ring Finger Measurement Tool” that allows you to accurately measure her finger size without her suspecting a thing! Join now and become the ultimate secret agent boyfriend!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that poop out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS! So come join us and start collecting those sparkly treasures to impress your pixelated princess!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come out to boogie down! Get your groove on with zombies, skeletons, and creepers as you dance the night away in our virtual club!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

DesertBomberzMC

airstrikes, Bombing, Conflict, Defense, desert, DesertBomberzMC, foreign policy, general, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, strategy, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	287527
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this top Iranian general dude was, like, saying Russia was bombing the empty desert but really they were, like, attacking Syrian rebels. like, what even is that, bro?

if you join this server, you’ll be, like, part of the wildest adventures ever. we got, like, secret underground bases, flying pigs, and, like, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s, like, totally nuts, man.

oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that makes you invincible? yeah, we got that too. so, like, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

Royal Kingdoms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Kingdoms, royal

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ores Mined:	8422
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. Why? Because my wives are there, man. And let me tell you, they are the most epic gamers you’ll ever meet. Like, they build these insane structures and slay mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

Plus, the community is lit AF. We have like, daily dance parties at sunset and everyone wears diamond armor. It’s like a rave, but with creepers.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rare loot? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there.

So yeah, come join us on the server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. My wives are waiting for you, bro.

Players:	104/800	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12