Retarded Minecraft SMP Player

Bigotry, Clueless, Conclusion, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., dopey, fed assets, Foolish, Groypers, hateful, ignorance, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive behavior, offensive language, player, racism, retarded, smp, Unintelligent

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	6950	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5062
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being a certified dumbass groyper or fed asset! We don’t want any smart cookies here, only the most dopey and clueless players allowed.

Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like building giant statues of our favorite conspiracy theories or creating a secret underground base filled with nothing but baked beans. Who needs logic when you have chaos?

So if you’re looking for a server where being a complete idiot is not only accepted but encouraged, then come join us! Just remember, the dumber you are, the better. Let’s show the world just how dopey we can be!

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5495	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Love Letters Sent:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Animals Bred:	174
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mines Excavated:	2904
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Potions Brewed:	145
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Horror Stories Survived:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8308
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

AuriaNetwork.pt:25567

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ores Mined:	2997
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

terramedia.club

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Void Gems Collected:	33
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magic Items Found:	5680	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	6345	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

uncovery.me

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	124
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ores Mined:	5272	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Emeralds Found:	126	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

dragonsrealm.dynacore.cloud:25569

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Enchantments Applied:	260	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crops Grown:	1060	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

play.lastbox.fun

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

mangrove.smpmc.us

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Farms Harvested:	692
Dimension Hops:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

play.thearmyofcp.com