Retarded Minecraft SMP Player

Bigotry, Clueless, Conclusion, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., dopey, fed assets, Foolish, Groypers, hateful, ignorance, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive behavior, offensive language, player, racism, retarded, smp, Unintelligent

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3438	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crops Grown:	8754	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement for joining is being a certified dumbass groyper or fed asset! We don’t want any smart cookies here, only the most dopey and clueless players allowed.

Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like building giant statues of our favorite conspiracy theories or creating a secret underground base filled with nothing but baked beans. Who needs logic when you have chaos?

So if you’re looking for a server where being a complete idiot is not only accepted but encouraged, then come join us! Just remember, the dumber you are, the better. Let’s show the world just how dopey we can be!

CloudCraft SMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

CloudCraft is an ongoing server of three years and counting anyone can enjoy. Its for people looking to just have fun, its for pvpers (we have pvp worlds) and even roleplayers can have fun here. We use many different mods to enhance this fun such as bridges, elevators, minecart booster, flying, bridges, teleport to block, Magic carpets, Protected land and chests and much more.

We also have a well setup userbase with respectable and friendly people in positions of power that will ensure your stay at CloudCraft SMP!

Don’t grief mmk?

mc.cloudcraftfun.net

IONCRAFT

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magic Items Found:	8978
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	2480	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Server IP: play.ioncraft.org Server Status: ONLINE Minecraft Version: 1.6.2

Since early 2011, Ioncraft has strived to provide you the friendliest and funnest experience you’ve ever had on a Minecraft server! We offer a wide variety of fun worlds to explore and enjoy, including:

♦ Creative Plotworld (Massive Plots!) ♦ Pure-Survival “Faction” World (where griefing, raiding, and stealing is allowed!) ♦ No-PvP Survival World (where grief is not allowed and donors can use exclusive commands like creative mode and WorldEdit!) ♦ New! Skyblock Survival World ♦ Paintball ♦ Spleef ♦ Infection ♦ Flatgrass Freebuild World (donor-exclusive) ♦ and so much more!

Our server has no whitelist and is online 24/7! Our amazing staff and players will help you get started right away! Simply log on using our IP address (play.ioncraft.org) and experience the amazing server that is Ioncraft!

play.ioncraft.org

Empire of the Bear

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

A fun and friendly community looking to expand its’ playerbase. Features survival and creative worlds along with a broad selection of mini-games to suit any skill level.

play.servebear.com

BogRelams

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Towns Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

We have fun and have Survival, Creative, HG, and Spleef. Please feel free to donate!

bogrealms.fluctis.com

Epic Minecraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Potions Brewed:	44	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

SERVER IP: epic-mc.com , Always Up To Date, 300+ Slots, 5 Epic Worlds, PvP, PvE, No-Grief, Very Easy Home Protection, Multiple Hunger Games Worlds, Player Shops, Huge Building Areas Lots, PVE PVP Arenas, Survival, Friendly Community, Towns, 24/7, 100 Online, Dedicated Server

epic-mc.com

Creative/WorldEdit Lirop.de

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Star Shards Collected:	86
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Build your dreams on 55*55 large plots and if you want, you can have other Minecraft players like them.

This way you can demonstrate your skills as a Minecraft player.

Lirop offers you the ultimate creative fun!!!

You can also pass on your building ideas to other Minecraft players and collect some from others yourself!

The Lirop.de team wishes you a lot of fun

lirop.de

Sotaz Minecraft Community

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

A total grief / destruction / anarchy server. Basically, outside of spawn, ANYTHING goes.

Come join and partake in this grief!

Meet the Staff!

Owners: Socomtoaster and Azdz111

Admin: Rex_is_goof1

See ya on the server!

192.95.29.170

TheUniversCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	73	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9328	Void Gems Collected:	26
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Servers :

– PvP / Factions – HG – SkyBlock – ResidentEvil (GUN) -MineGun – FreeBuild

TheUniversCraft.net

Swisscraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	592019
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	8643
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Swisscraft is one of the oldest and longest running SMP servers! It’s also 24/7!

Server Owner: Vittek

The servers main plugins are: McMMO: Level up different skills and abilities! Towny: Create and manage your own town! Logblock: Complete protection from any sort of grief! MyPet: Have your own persistent pet that levels up with you! Runecraft: Build and use the power of runes! iConomy/Chestshop: A player run economy, build your own shop and sell your items to other players while offline. LWC: Complete protection for your chests, 100% safe! Craftbook: Elevators, bridges and so much more! Dynmap: Always see your creations on a real time map (See The map here)

swisscraft.eu

mundo-minecraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	273	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Animals Bred:	81	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Minecraft server in Spanish, it has multiple plugins from different worlds and a staff that will answer all your questions and help you. The server is constantly updated, it has been online for more than two years. We have an official server oriented towards construction/survival without leaving aside pvp with various games.

server.mundo-minecraft.com

WinkGamer – PVP & Surviva

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

FULLPVP server that is still being created, many attractions, no lag, with a survival mine to collect resources, you can also use the artificial mine.

jogar.winkgamer.com.br

Simkraf Adult Survival Creative Server

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

mc.simkraf.com

Skyreach

Creative, FTB, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

We currently run Infinity,Daybreaker,Direwolf,Trident,Regrowth,Cloud9.TCR,Vanilla1.8.x,Vanilla Creative 1.7.10

skyreachmc.com

Neostralis

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7360
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Animals Bred:	141
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8295
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Your journey begins in Hochfels, a remote mountain village. The residents will help you by briefly explaining the most important things to you and sending you to the capital Iakania in the hot air balloon. There the whole world is open to you: Settle down in one of the many player-built cities and build your home there. Your roommates help you and donate items to you. Or venture into the wilderness and conquer nature yourself. Explore our 120,000 block custom world, map unknown terrain and loot hundreds of dungeons! Choose a class and profession, which will give you useful skills. Or pursue exciting quest series through which you can uncover further secrets of the world of Neostralis.

Visit the following pages for more information: → Our website: https://neostralis.com/ → Dynmap: https://map.neostralis.com/ → Wiki: https://neostralis.com/wiki

play.neostralis.net

Creative Build Network

Creative, Factions, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3227	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5

You always wanted a server where u can make your dreams come true? We have what you’ve been looking for: Creative Build! Now you’ll probably ask what we offer you. But that’s easy to answer. We offer: 24/7 online 80×80 starter plots World Edit Custom Plugins Roleplay Commands Griefing Protection If you have any more questions, wishes or discomforts just don’t be afraid to ask our Team. You can reach them on the server and also in TeamSpeak. So what are you still waiting for?

mc-cb.net