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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 223 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8296 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, your wildest dreams will come true. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is optional and chickens rule the world? So come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!