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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 2830 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 3957 | Magic Items Found: | 5035 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, your wildest dreams will come true. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is optional and chickens rule the world? So come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!