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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4039 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 750193 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1488 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.