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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 7593 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
Magic Items Found: | 7097 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.