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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5236 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.