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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4422 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our magical world. Want to build a house out of rainbow-colored diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? We’ve got you covered!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature who farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, sorry, we can’t help you).