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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 3258 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 90 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, yo. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and stuff.
like, one time, we had this epic quest where we had to rescue hostages from, like, evil zombies and stuff. it was, like, so intense, bro. but we totally saved the day and everyone was, like, super impressed.
and, get this, our admin gantz was gonna, like, resign or whatever, but then he heard about the hostages being rescued and was like, nah, i gotta stay and keep this party going. so, like, you know this server is, like, the place to be.
so, come join us and have the time of your life, bro. we promise you won’t regret it. peace out, homies!
