so, like, u know how 1 in 20 australian women could have had some weird stuff happen with their baby-making parts cuz of their partner? well, on our minecraft server, we promise NONE of that will happen! cuz, like, our server is a safe space for all players, no matter what kind of crazy stuff they’ve been through. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and making new friends! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and llamas. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s build a world where everyone can be happy and free from reproductive coercion!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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