so, like, u know how 1 in 20 australian women could have had some weird stuff happen with their baby-making parts cuz of their partner? well, on our minecraft server, we promise NONE of that will happen! cuz, like, our server is a safe space for all players, no matter what kind of crazy stuff they’ve been through. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and making new friends! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and llamas. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s build a world where everyone can be happy and free from reproductive coercion!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Astral Projections Made: 0 Meteorites Collected: 0
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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