so, like, u know how 1 in 20 australian women could have had some weird stuff happen with their baby-making parts cuz of their partner? well, on our minecraft server, we promise NONE of that will happen! cuz, like, our server is a safe space for all players, no matter what kind of crazy stuff they’ve been through. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and making new friends! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and llamas. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s build a world where everyone can be happy and free from reproductive coercion!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Dragons Tamed: 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

    Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 49 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • LazyCraft Minecraft Server

    LazyCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape messy roommate drama and live your best blocky life! Join us if you’re tired of living with a virtual teenager who can’t even pick up after themselves in the game. We promise you won’t have to remind anyone to pay their virtual rent or clean up their virtual messes.

    On our server, you can be the master of your own virtual domain, keeping things clean and organized without any lazy roommates in sight. No more dealing with defensive players who think you’re the bad guy for asking them to do the bare minimum in the virtual world.

    Join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream virtual home without the stress of living with a messy roommate who spends all day watching virtual Netflix or scrolling through virtual TikTok. It’s time to level up and leave the virtual drama behind. See you in the game!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BoomerBlockerZ

    BoomerBlockerZ
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

    Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

    So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

    SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique skill-based leveling system that will have you mastering skills you never knew you had! Want to learn how to ride a pig like a pro? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and embark on a wild goose chase to find this mythical chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start honing your skills, chasing after the Diamond Chicken, and experiencing the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Mines Excavated: 2621
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1312
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

    HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies
    so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • End Times Baby Boom

    End Times Baby Boom
    So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

    Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

    So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Crafty Hormone Havoc

    Crafty Hormone Havoc
    LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

    COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

    SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Animals Bred: 175
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

    Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

    Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

    Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

    So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Crops Grown: 9585 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP
    , are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 482 Dragon Eggs Found: 1105
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

    DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

    And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

    So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SneakyStepCraft

    SneakyStepCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

    Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

    Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

    Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

    Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Crops Grown: 4050 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

    UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up
    haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 295 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Emeralds Found: 7918 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

    PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome
    Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

    If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

    So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Buildings Constructed: 49

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival

    OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival
    Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we ain’t just building stuff and fighting mobs, we out here saving the ocean and feeding a hungry planet! Our scientists are like, “Bruh, we gotta redefine sustainability and make some golden rules for fishing so we don’t mess up the ocean even more.”

    Join our server and be part of the movement to save the world while also having a blast in Minecraft. We got dolphins swimming around, turtles chilling on the beach, and maybe even a kraken hiding in the depths. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server?

    So come on, join us and be a hero for the ocean and the planet. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about being part of the most eco-friendly Minecraft server out there? Let’s save the world, one block at a time!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Villages Defended: 11
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Taste World Minecraft Server

    Taste World Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has the most excellent taste from all the countries! We’ve got the finest virtual cuisine from Italy, the fanciest block buildings from France, and the wildest redstone contraptions from Japan.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats, a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of sneaky Endermen, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND EGGS!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Ores Mined: 5917
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 49
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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