so, like, u know how 1 in 20 australian women could have had some weird stuff happen with their baby-making parts cuz of their partner? well, on our minecraft server, we promise NONE of that will happen! cuz, like, our server is a safe space for all players, no matter what kind of crazy stuff they’ve been through. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and making new friends! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and llamas. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s build a world where everyone can be happy and free from reproductive coercion!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Falling into the Void: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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