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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1575 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7073 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
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