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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1273 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
