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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 7101 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
