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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7558 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
