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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 236 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
