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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 8300 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1141 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2925 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
