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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9312 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 34 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4207 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
