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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9595 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
