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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7147 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4155 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
