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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 7456 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 225 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
