if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.

so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested: 521 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Void Armor Forged: 14 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
Divine Spears Created: 12 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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