if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.

so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 99
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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