if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.

so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 9
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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