if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.

so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 5244 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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