if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.

so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Treasure Maps Found: 12 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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