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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 8196 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4616 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Join our server and build your own virtual home where your adult children actually listen to you and pay rent on time! Watch as your daughter’s friends try to mooch off of you for free, only to realize that in this world, everyone pulls their weight.
With exciting challenges and quests, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, you can finally save up for retirement without worrying about your virtual kids draining your resources.
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience where even the most absurd situations become a reality. Who knew virtual parenting could be so entertaining?