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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 2459 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 421829 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
if you join our server, you will be granted the power to summon a unicorn to ride into battle against the evil chickens that have taken over the land. we have a roller coaster that goes through a portal to a dimension made entirely of marshmallows.
all energy is renewable if you have enough time, so come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. plus, our admin is a talking llama who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off.
so what are you waiting for? join now and let the wackiness begin!