New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 96/400 Votes: 8470
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Epic Battles Fought: 12 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a strict “tits + timestamp” rule – don’t ask, just join and find out for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who accidentally built a house made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to add support beams. RIP diamond house, you will be missed.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world.

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  • Dragon Ball Super Minecraft Server

    Dragon Ball Super Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 495
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 36
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, broskis, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, only on this server can you find the secret to saving the world – through making a movie announcement! I know, sounds cray cray, but trust me, it’s the only way to stop the impending doom. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and make that blockbuster announcement that will save us all. Don’t be a square, join now!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /rdg/ – Rush Duel General

    Minecraft SMP – /rdg/ – Rush Duel General
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 275
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 45
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft SMP where the only way to win is by Rush Dueling your opponents to victory! Join us for epic battles and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the world of Rush Duels like never before.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is guarded by a giant Blue-Eyes White Dragon that breathes fireballs made of Exodia pieces. Defeat it and claim the title of Duel Master!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare cards and treasure chests guarded by a pack of angry Kuribohs. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

    3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Yugi Muto himself, who challenges players to duels in the dead of night. Win against him and earn his respect (and maybe a rare card or two)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest Rush Duel adventure of your life! Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and duel like there’s no tomorrow!

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  • SleepyScreams Minecraft Server

    SleepyScreams Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 6358
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 70 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of night terrors and sleep talking by building your dream world! Join us and leave the nightmares behind as you create your own virtual paradise.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about being yelled at for having a bad dream or talking in your sleep. In fact, we encourage all forms of communication, even if it’s in your sleep! Let your creativity run wild as you craft, build, and explore in a supportive and understanding community.

    Forget about being called an asshole for waking someone up from a nightmare – on our server, we embrace all forms of expression, even if it means waking up your partner with your night terrors. Join us and experience a world where your sleep struggles are understood and accepted.

    So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your own dream world and sleep peacefully knowing that you are not alone in your struggles. Let’s create a virtual utopia together!

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  • CousinCraft – School Woes

    CousinCraft – School Woes
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 390
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Emeralds Found: 5459
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being forced into things you don’t want to do? Join our Minecraft server and take control of your own destiny! No more being told where to go or what to do – here, you make the rules!

    Just like this poor 14F who is being forced into a Catholic school against her will, you too can break free from the shackles of authority and forge your own path in our virtual world. Say goodbye to overbearing grandparents and hello to unlimited possibilities!

    On our server, you can study any language you want, take any class you desire, and be whoever you want to be. No more being scolded for expressing your opinions – here, your voice matters!

    So come join us and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a good public high school when you have a Minecraft server that lets you be the master of your own fate? Let’s break free together and create our own destiny!

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  • SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

    SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 759
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

    But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

    And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

    So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

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  • BlockyBootyCraft

    BlockyBootyCraft
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 7192
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

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  • OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

    OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 7276
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Enchantments Applied: 210
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 128 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Falling into the Void: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Potions Brewed: 133 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Ores Mined: 9438 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

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  • 503 Fallen Blocks

    503 Fallen Blocks
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 7161
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Dimension Hops: 11
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 322097 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • Lucky Block City

    Lucky Block City
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 6398
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Ores Mined: 5131
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Farms Harvested: 764
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

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  • ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

    ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 7339
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Ores Mined: 6121 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

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  • Janitor’s Closet SMP

    Janitor’s Closet SMP
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 9671
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 67
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

    Server Name The Janitor’s Closet SMP
    Server Type WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
    Version 1.21
    Features Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

    Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
    Are there special player-made events on the server? Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
    What plugins are available on the server? Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
    Is there a community Discord for the server? Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

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  • Eternal Union Minecraft Server

    Eternal Union Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 8559
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Dimension Hops: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

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  • Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

    Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 9661
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Votes: 3847 Players Killed by Monsters: 866
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

    Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

    So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

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  • NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

    NoCutQueue Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 2197
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Crops Grown: 1684
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

    On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

    But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

    So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

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  • BabyCardCraft

    BabyCardCraft
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 5316
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

    Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

    Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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