Remember the rules /b Minecraft SMP

easy to remember, following the rules, HARD, Minecraft, not difficult, remember, remembering the rules, rules, smp, Thread, thread code of conduct, thread etiquette, thread guidelines, thread instructions, thread protocol, thread regulations, thread rules, thread standards, thread timestamp, Timestamp, tits

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2031	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a strict “tits + timestamp” rule – don’t ask, just join and find out for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who accidentally built a house made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to add support beams. RIP diamond house, you will be missed.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world.

Why do people keep saying the terrorist attack in Germany was… Minecraft SMP?

atheist, Attack, CHRISTIANS, cultural diversity, discrimination, extremism, fear-mongering, germany, global terrorism, hate crimes, Magdeburg, Media bias, Minecraft, Misinformation, people, Propaganda, religious beliefs, religious intolerance, religious minorities, religious violence, smp, social media, Terrorist, terrorist attack, was, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
New Chunks Explored:	957395	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where creepers are actually friendly and offer you gifts instead of blowing up your house. Build your dream castle while dodging flying pigs that rain down from the sky (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while you try to defeat it.

So why wait? Join our server and become part of a community where the unexpected is the norm and where even the most mundane tasks turn into epic adventures. Plus, did we mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps griefers at bay? It’s like having your own personal army of unicorns guarding your creations.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

BackScratchers Minecraft Server

#Intention, advice, Apology, back scratching, BackScratchers, Boundaries, clarification, Communication, complaint, Conflict Resolution, confusion, consent, coworker, inappropriate touch, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Professionalism, scratching, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE, work environment, Workplace

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	New Chunks Explored:	146858
Alien Abductions:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scratching backs is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure filled with back-scratching shenanigans and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where scratching a coworker’s back leads to a dramatic office showdown. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who gets caught up in a web of back-scratching deceit?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy situations await you next. From back-scratching quests to mysterious back-scratching rituals, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join us now and scratch your way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

MugMaster69’s No-Share Zone

artist, Boundary, coffee, composure, Confrontation, Disrespect, dramatic, evening classes, farmers market, favorite mug, Friends, hand made, kitchen, locked in room, morning classes, MugMaster69s, NoShare, overreacting, Requests, roommate, sentimental, small apartment, Zone

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mug-sharing drama to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of mug-related shenanigans and boundary-crossing adventures.

Are you tired of your roommate constantly using your favorite mug without permission? Well, on our server, we encourage this behavior! Watch as your virtual roommate steals your pixelated mug over and over again, driving you to the brink of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of setting your alarm an hour early in the game just to catch your roommate red-handed with your precious mug. Confront them in a virtual kitchen showdown that will leave you questioning your sanity and your friendship.

Join us on our server for a mug-tastic time filled with drama, tears, and water-splashing antics. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual roommates causing chaos in your Minecraft world? So come on, lock up your mugs and get ready for a mug-sharing experience like no other!

2024Highlightz – Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024Highlightz, best experience, best memory, cherished memory, defining moment, favorite memory, favorite moment, happy moment, highlight of the year, joyous occasion., memorable event, Minecraft, most memorable moment, significant event, smp, special occasion, standout experience, standout memory, top moment, treasured moment, unforgettable moment, why it was special

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4120
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as DJs.

One time, I was mining for diamonds and accidentally dug into a portal to a parallel universe where chickens ruled the world and made everyone wear feather boas. It was cluckin’ crazy, but so much fun!

And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a mix between a rave and a war zone, and it’s totally lit, bro.

So, what was your favorite moment of 2024? Mine was definitely when I rode a rainbow unicorn into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Good times, good times. Join us and make some memories that will make your grandkids say, “What the heck were you smoking, grandpa?” LOL!

StatueCraft: Historical Yard Decor!

civic pride, community guidelines, community standards, cultural representation, decor, front yard, historical, historical figure, historical impact, historical significance, Hoa, homeowner association, iconic figure, LANDSCAPING, Neighborhood, neighborhood character, outdoor decor, personal preference, property aesthetics, public art, residential rules, Statue, StatueCraft, YARD

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take HOA rules to a whole new level of ridiculousness!

Join us and show off your creativity by building a statue of a historical figure in your front yard. Want to have Abraham Lincoln riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about Cleopatra riding a rocket ship? The sky’s the limit!

But be warned, the HOA president is a time-traveling dinosaur who takes his job very seriously. He may pop up in your game to inspect your statue and give you a virtual citation if it’s not up to par.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe your historical figure statue will become the talk of the server and go down in Minecraft history.

OilTankerEscort Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, conflict escalation, defense strategy, denmark, diplomatic tensions, escort, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, maritime security, military intervention, military presence, Minecraft, nato, naval forces, oil tankers, OilTankerEscort, russia, sanctions, Server, Warning, Warships

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crops Grown:	4969
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3373	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

OMG u guys, u need to join this amazin minecraft server cuz like, Denmark is warnin that Russia might send warships to escort oil tankers! Like, imagine the chaos and adventure that could happen on our server! U can build ur own warship and protect ur oil tankers from those sneaky Russians! Join now for a wild ride full of excitement and danger! Plus, we have free cookies for all new players! YOLO!

SyriaTroopDoubledCraft

Conflict, Defense, deployment, doubling troops, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military disclosure, Military operations, military presence, national security, pentagon, Syria, Syrian conflict, SyriaTroopDoubledCraft, troop levels, troop surge, troops increase, U.S. troops, united states

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Animals Bred:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Runes Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

lol imagine a minecraft server where the number of players has doubled overnight, just like the number of U.S. troops in Syria! join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures as we navigate through the chaos of war and peace in the virtual world. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement right here? come join us and be a part of the action, because things are about to get wild!

BoomerCraft: We Know Everything

advice, BoomerCraft, Challenges, child rearing, Communication, Confidence, Experience, family dynamics, generational differences, growth, guidance, knowledge, learning, long-term effects, Maturity, misconceptions, Older parents, parenting, Parenting styles, self-assurance, wisdom

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6362	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Potions Brewed:	151	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	767

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the admins are actually ancient parents who think they know EVERYTHING. They’re like, “Back in my day, we didn’t have Ender Dragons, we had to fight off creepers with our bare hands!” And you’re just like, “What the heck, old man?!” But then they start telling you all these crazy stories about how they used to mine for diamonds blindfolded and tame wolves with just a bone. And you’re like, “I gotta see this for myself!” So you join the server and it’s just a wild ride of insane challenges and wacky adventures. Plus, the admins are always throwing in unexpected twists and turns, like making you build a rollercoaster through the Nether or survive a zombie apocalypse in the jungle. It’s like a never-ending circus of chaos and laughter, and you never know what’s gonna happen next. So come join the fun and see if you can outwit these ancient Minecraft masters!

Durian Bloom Bonanza

15 days, 50 days, agricultural research, agriculture, Bloom, bonanza, climate change, dry weather, durian, Farming, flowering, Grafted, independent, Observation, plant biology, plant growth, Plants, researchers, Seed, trigger, tropical fruit, weather patterns

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Dragon Eggs Found:	3724	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

LOLZ COME JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT DURIAN FLOWERS POPPIN’ OFF EVERYWHERE! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT, DURIAN FLOWERS! OUR RESEARCHERS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT 15 DAYS OF DRY WEATHER CAN MAKE THESE BAD BOYS BLOOM LIKE CRAZY!

IMAGINE WALKIN’ AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SEEIN’ DURIAN FLOWERS SPRINGIN’ UP ALL OVER THE PLACE! IT’S A SIGHT TO BEHOLD, I TELL YA! AND GET THIS, THE FLOWERING HAPPENS AROUND 50 DAYS AFTER THE DRY SPELL, NO MATTER IF THE PLANT WAS GRAFTED OR GROWN FROM A SEED!

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST DURIAN-FILLED MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! WE PROMISE YOU WON’T BE DISAPPOINTED! DURIAN FLOWERS FOR DAYS, BABY!

Everwild

21, Additions, Armor Poser, BKpgXwzD, Chat, Discord, discord/MC, dragon elytra drop, Everwild, hard mode, Head Drops, Minecraft tags, Miniblocks, No Resets, NZ/AUZ, redye, Sit, smp, smp server, username, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	753124	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Resets	No resets
Difficulty	Hard mode
Additional Features	Voice chat, armor poser, head drops, miniblocks, /sit, dragon elytra drop, redye, discord/MC chat, and more!

Join our discord server and let us know your username: https://discord.gg/BKpgXwzD

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas.
Are mods allowed on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed. Check with an admin before using any mods.
How do I report a player for misconduct?	Contact a moderator or admin through discord to report any player misconduct.
Can I build my own structures on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own structures within the server rules.

Dragon Ball Super Minecraft Server

Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, Broly, Dragon Ball community, Dragon Ball fandom, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball heroes, dragon ball manga, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball universe, dragon ball z, Dragon Balls, Dragon.., Frieza, goku, Minecraft, movie announcement, save us, Server, Super, Super Saiyan, toei animation, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, broskis, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, only on this server can you find the secret to saving the world – through making a movie announcement! I know, sounds cray cray, but trust me, it’s the only way to stop the impending doom. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and make that blockbuster announcement that will save us all. Don’t be a square, join now!

Minecraft SMP – /rdg/ – Rush Duel General

card game, Decklists, Duel, duel links, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Evolution Impact, Galactica of Eternity, general, Go Rush anime, Jump Festa goods, Konami, Minecraft, News, Probability Calculator, rdg, Red-Reboot SD, Rush, Rush Duel, smp, trading card game, Triple Build Pack, upcoming releases, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh! community

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft SMP where the only way to win is by Rush Dueling your opponents to victory! Join us for epic battles and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the world of Rush Duels like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a giant Blue-Eyes White Dragon that breathes fireballs made of Exodia pieces. Defeat it and claim the title of Duel Master!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare cards and treasure chests guarded by a pack of angry Kuribohs. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Yugi Muto himself, who challenges players to duels in the dead of night. Win against him and earn his respect (and maybe a rare card or two)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest Rush Duel adventure of your life! Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and duel like there’s no tomorrow!

SleepyScreams Minecraft Server

Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, exhaustion, medical help, mental health, Minecraft, Night terrors, Nightmares, partner, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep talk, sleep terrors, SleepyScreams, Support, Therapy, Understanding, yelling in sleep

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3938	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of night terrors and sleep talking by building your dream world! Join us and leave the nightmares behind as you create your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being yelled at for having a bad dream or talking in your sleep. In fact, we encourage all forms of communication, even if it’s in your sleep! Let your creativity run wild as you craft, build, and explore in a supportive and understanding community.

Forget about being called an asshole for waking someone up from a nightmare – on our server, we embrace all forms of expression, even if it means waking up your partner with your night terrors. Join us and experience a world where your sleep struggles are understood and accepted.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your own dream world and sleep peacefully knowing that you are not alone in your struggles. Let’s create a virtual utopia together!

CousinCraft – School Woes

academic opportunities, all-girls school, behavior issues, Catholic school, Communication Issues, CousinCraft, education, expressing opinions, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, feeling unheard, high school, language classes, private high school, scholarship opportunities, School, school choice, school expenses, school preferences, teenage rebellion, teenage struggles, woes

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Void Gems Collected:	35
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	7909
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Void Armor Forged:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of being forced into things you don’t want to do? Join our Minecraft server and take control of your own destiny! No more being told where to go or what to do – here, you make the rules!

Just like this poor 14F who is being forced into a Catholic school against her will, you too can break free from the shackles of authority and forge your own path in our virtual world. Say goodbye to overbearing grandparents and hello to unlimited possibilities!

On our server, you can study any language you want, take any class you desire, and be whoever you want to be. No more being scolded for expressing your opinions – here, your voice matters!

So come join us and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a good public high school when you have a Minecraft server that lets you be the master of your own fate? Let’s break free together and create our own destiny!

SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

early risers, Minecraft, morning activities, morning alone time, morning chores, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning peace, morning productivity, morning quiet, morning quiet time, morning reading, morning reflection, morning rituals, morning routine, morning self-care, morning solitude, morning work, productivity, smp, SnoozeSquad

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.